From the radio play SALFORD HAM.CUSTOMS OFFICER: Are you sure they’re up here? You didn’t swallow them?
DONALD: (Groaning in pleasure) Ah yeah, you’ve nearly got it.
CUSTOMS OFFICER: Could you keep your hips still and stop squirming all over the place?
DONALD: Deeper, baby, deeper, almost there.
CUSTOMS OFFICER: Yuk! There’s nothing up here! You just wanted me to...yuk!
DONALD: No, no, keep going, you nearly had it.
CUSTOMS OFFICER: Get outta here!
DONALD: (shivery breath) Okay, I’m going, I’m going, but can I take your number?
CUSTOMS OFFICER: Now!
Two main characters are Donald and his big-shot boss, Dick Fudge. Their journey begins in the middle of the jungle with a ton of man-eating lion in the area and ends on a local market stall with a sudden surge of stray mongrel following them.
No comments:
Post a Comment