WOMEN AND CHILDREN LINING UP TO BE EXECUTED. The star piece of the 50% Rude collection, book number 13 which has been shelved for the last twelve months, is called Auschwitz vs 731, about German soldiers and Japanese death camp scientists who are surely responsible for inflicting the worst atrocities upon fellow mankind in all civilised history (it makes you wonder what went on before democracies and laws existed). It’s not until you see pictures that the holocaust even begins to sink in. True comprehension is nigh impossible. Just imagine having to strip and wait your turn in an open grave, listening to gunshot after gunshot as your kids hold onto you. To top things off someone is sticking a camera in your face too. It was merciless execution, put frankly. Unit 731 was quite the opposite – slow, excruciating, guinea pig style torture.
I am reminded of the comic’s quest to make light of everything, of choosing to laugh rather than to cry. I’m thinking of a possible sketch about a good-hearted German soldier who has a busy Monday morning schedule ahead of him slaughtering rows of innocent women and children. He used to think posting letters in the cold was bad! It’s his first day on the job and he ... well, that’s enough ... try checking the link beneath to see if you have the stomach for this kind of warped bizarro humour. Remember, we only make fun to cope (although in saying this, there is absolutely nothing funny about Auschwitz vs 731). It's as sober as, well, death. A.D
QUICK THOUGHT ON ALIEN ACTION MOVIE FILMS by A.J
I’m no sci-fi freak, but the difference for me between DISTRICT 9, SKYLINE, and all the other genre extravaganzas is that DISTRICT 9 and SKYLINE’S penultimate sequences were actually moving. That for me personally sets them apart from the likes of TOSSFORMERS and the like. MONSTERS was a waste of time apart from a nice piano score. I detest the way these movie films reveal a glimpse every now and again, confusing suspense with boredom, like a M.Night Shyamalan picture. It was only marginally better than CLOVERFIELD. DISTRICT 9 took its time to kick in, but once it did boy it hit you with an astounding full-on finale. Monsters never got going, and fizzled out. They shouldn’t call it MONSTERS if it isn’t about MONSTERS.
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@ KenBarlow Pull sum strings pal & get Baldwin back on the show so he can kick off in the rovers, preferably with Jim McDonald. U r greatest.
(2 million followers, and no friends. 3 degrees, and no common sense)
And Know This, As Standard:
Those guys who put bread in their mouth for a camel to lean in and eat it through the window in a safari park are the bravest dudes known to man.
Oh, and here's DB Tinkerbell's latest tune, poorly recorded just hours ago (although the quality is worse here for some reason). Anyways Partner, Bye for Now!