Insane Bolt

Okay, so you put a ten second shift in and prance about for ten minutes as if you’ve saved the world. Oh forgive, you did a twenty second shift as well. Although saying that, wasn’t it a surprise to see him win? I mean, who could have pictured that happening? It was like, so surprising. Imagine what the bookies odds were for such an outsider coming in?

But seriously, when will the others be allowed to have a head start against this guy? Is there a less encouraging sight in world sport than seeing Saddamn Usain Bolt EASING OFF with 80 metres to go in the two hundred? The others are sprinting, but he’s only jogging. That's like Barcelona playing the second half of all their games in rigger boots. For the love of money, let’s get this dude a separate track of his own with a motorized bunny and a world record clock and have the others take part in a fair race for god sakes. He’s only the best because he has the longest legs, and you can take that to the bank. If you think it's any other reason, you're mistaken.

It’s no fun to watch him practically stroll across the finish line every time. It was much better to see Michael Johnson blast around the bend in that funny upright way of running he had. And he demolished the opposition fairly, with normal sized legs.

Plus, Bolt, stop ripping off a body building pose and doing it wrong. And isn't it just too much of a coincidence that the fastest person ever is called Bolt? A bit like Carmelita Jeter, for example. Allyson Felix is the best, I guess. She doesn't run...she glides.