***stop press immediately***
Friendly fire by
drones? Arming rebels in Syria? Grisly executions in London? That’s not news!
This is news (actual headline):
MICHAEL JACKSON HAD
EYEBROWS AND FOREHEAD TATTOOED BLACK TO MAKE HIS WIGS LOOK BETTER.
Please be kind enough to
stop calling him names and laughing at Fulham supporters who have to endure his
statue outside their ground. Imagine a statue of Celine Dion, Cher, Gary
Glitter (half a pint of best bitter), Chico or (insert pop star______________) outside your club’s stadium. Simply
remember the legend, the man, that is forever Moonwalker; a child at heart, the
only man who could pull off white socks, pretending to throw babies out of
hotel windows for a laugh. Nowadays people look funny at dudes wearing
sunglasses indoors. This guy took that one step further and wore his umbrella indoors.
WACKO TOP 5:
Beat It
Earth Song
Thriller
Smooth Criminal
They Don’t Really Care
About Us
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