***stop press immediately***
Friendly fire by drones? Arming rebels in Syria? Grisly executions in London? That’s not news! This is news (actual headline):
MICHAEL JACKSON HAD EYEBROWS AND FOREHEAD TATTOOED BLACK TO MAKE HIS WIGS LOOK BETTER.
Please be kind enough to stop calling him names and laughing at Fulham supporters who have to endure his statue outside their ground. Imagine a statue of Celine Dion, Cher, Gary Glitter (half a pint of best bitter), Chico or (insert pop star______________) outside your club’s stadium. Simply remember the legend, the man, that is forever Moonwalker; a child at heart, the only man who could pull off white socks, pretending to throw babies out of hotel windows for a laugh. Nowadays people look funny at dudes wearing sunglasses indoors. This guy took that one step further and wore his umbrella indoors.
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