I have a
close friend, we’ll call him Subject A, who has been f**ked over once more
lately. He explains:
“It’s this
mental health game bollocks up to its old tricks again, screwing me over as is
per usual. This latest escapade has me half-believing that I’ll never get out
of the system. It started with me telling them to go and stick their medication
up their jacksies and don’t come running to me crying about it. Not in so many
words like, I’m not rude. I just casually missed my appointments – and besides,
I had other things on the go as well by the way, okay?”
All he did
is miss a couple of engagements scheduled to administer his medication.
Personally, I wouldn’t take that crap if my life depended on it.
“They
recalled me into a secure unit! I lost my liberty for five days and nights in
the time it took for them to forcibly deliver the meds. We’re talking a heavy
squad here, nine built dudes welding one syringe. Sheer overkill. I don’t see
the point in it. I don’t want your stupid drugs, so you’re gunna get nine guys
to pin me down and deliver them? What’s fair about that? All directed from a
doctor I never even met in my life.”
If I was
there I would have knocked them all out and injected the doctor’s temple with
his own badass solution.
“I’ve explained
the reasons why I can’t have their concoctions but my arguments fall on deaf
ears. They just sit there smiling, telling me all the benefits of their drugs.”
Subject A
also reported that they been telling all kinds of bare lies about him too.
“It’s true.
In October last year I got sectioned for lighting gas canisters in my backyard.
One, I don’t have either a) a backyard or b) a gas canister. Two, I wouldn’t
light it in my backyard if I knew how to light it. I couldn’t believe it. One morning
I’m sat at home drinking whisky enjoying my freedom, the next I’m on a nuthouse
ward because of some porky pies about gas canisters. They wrote it down on my
papers. I read the lies from the horse’s mouth. The doctors use different
strange signatures on these papers, the reasons are barely readable, wow their handwriting, but I
confronted him about it when I finally got the chance after weeks and weeks of
him being off. He denied it was him bruv!”
I’m sorry,
but I’d have knocked somebody out again for that. And it’s here where I’m
drawing a line under this report because my friend has to take it somewhere
bigger than my blog, like a lawyer’s office for example. He says he has a tribunal
coming up anyway, so we’ll wish him the best. Personally, I’m finding it hard
even just showcasing his position. If it were up to me, I’d shoot all those
doctors in the head and throw them in a covered-up ditch. Their tyrannical
system of terminal oppression makes me want to heave.
“I did have
a visit on the beach with my girlfriend though,” Subject A adds. “We ate
Rowntree’s ice lollies and cornettos.”