Did I tell
you about the time I saw aliens? They appeared outside my garden, lurking
around the sparse bushes. I should start with Ruben.
Ruben is the
son of my good friend David Abraham. I know David from church. He laid hands on
me with his family one time and got me saved. That puts my name in the Lamb’s
Blood Book Of Life, or whatever it’s called. David’s wife had an affair on him
with somebody else from the church and ruined what was otherwise a beautiful
Christian family. They had prepossessing and comely portraits on the wall. They
had the lot. David is okay now because he has found another woman and had
another child (he doesn’t hang around). I was with David when I found out that
my younger brother had lost his life to the police. I also trained a young
football team with David. He was the manager and I was the assistant. I
remember when he battered Ruben, his son, because he fouled another child. The violence
was a bit excessive, and definitely not Christian. But what can I do? He raises
his kids how he wants to.
Anyway, why
I touch upon Ruben here is because one of
the aliens had him in its mouth. It had skinned his head and scalped him then
made a Mohican out of the rippled flesh. To see Ruben, naked, hanging out
of an alien’s mouth, skinned and scalped and mohawked, had a detrimental effect
on me to say the least. My fear however was tempered by wonder. I couldn’t
believe these creatures. One of them smiled at me with gold teeth, acid
dripping from its trap. One of them caught a bird in its mouth and then let it
go. Do you know of any other creature capable of catching a bird? That’s how
quick they are. Their speed was hard to fathom, it was just otherworldly.
Because of the distance between us, and because my window was locked, I felt
safe from them. There was luckily no apparent threat.
Eventually one
of them got into my bedroom. I was masturbating (fapping) at the time, high on
chems, so I didn’t give a shit quite frankly. But eventually when I stopped and
the drugs wore off and it was still there grinning at me from the laundry
basket I started to get the jitters and crap myself. I left the flat and jumped
on my bike. It was accompanied by a tiger but that’s something else entirely. It
was the tiger that scared me more to be honest (tbh). Even glorious tigers are
boring compared to aliens. I cycled to MacDonalds. My bike got robbed from
outside there that night incidentally. There were aliens and big cats in the
restaurant. I thought they were going to materialise and eat me at any given
moment.
Like I say,
my fascination with H.R. Giger’s alien overrides most of the fear. They are a joy
and a pleasure to watch. It’s just a shame they are so f**King evil. But their pace
and momentum…wow. I would say they could do the hundred metres in 2 seconds
flat. It’s tough to comprehend but it’s true, they just glide and hurtle at
incredible velocity. Marvellous man.
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