dark am i, yet lovely, a lily among thorns, majestic as stars in procession

dark am i, yet lovely, a lily among thorns, majestic as stars in procession
WHY DESTROY YOURSELF? WHY DIE BEFORE YOUR TIME? THE KEEPERS OF THE HOUSE TREMBLE. DESIRE IS NO LONGER STIRRED. DO NOT CONFORM ANY LONGER TO THE PATTERN OF THIS WORLD.

Friday 30 April 2010

SCHMOE: The Next Step


The blog needs an injection of inspiration every four weeks. April was all about displaying The Ceramic Devision, but May will focus more on SCHMOE. The word 'schmoe' is a nickname for dorky muscle worshippers who like their women strong and powerful in the states (it's funny how there is no nickname for grown men all around this country who point cameras at other grown men in shorts on the football field). I suppose the lot of us fall under the "shutterbugger" umbrella, which is a generic term for any tourist with a camera, I believe, more or less.

SCHMOE is short fiction for bodybuilders, basically, themed around the gym, although it isn't solely the stereotypical 'meathead' who is the target audience. Hopefully, anyone who attends any kind of gymnasium will find something of interest in good time, from girls who do aerobic exercises to guys who only use the treadmill, or swim. Having said that, if you're a down-in-the-dungeon hardcore-repping kinda dude, SCHMOE wants to connect with you. Most of all, though, most of all, SCHMOE wants actual schmoes! And they can be hard to find.

The first edition of material for this until now non-existing niche market was entitled OWED by Got Boulders, a brief one-act play. There may be several different categories like SCHMOE PLAYS or SCHMOE DIARIES or whatever. All or most of the forthcoming content will be present on Blob of Glob, along with any related artwork.

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