Schmoe 2 Titles

Here are the titles for Schmoe 2, a novelette flash anthology of light-hearted gym-orientated fiction. ‘Schmoe’ is the U.S slang word for nerds who adore female muscle, or just plain morons, but exceptions can be made for male muscle as well. The more schmoes the better actually, guy or gal alike. We're not fussy. Maybe it’s the wrong word but no matter. In England not many people are aware of its existence let alone its connotations so there’s no harm done. ‘Big’ or ‘Massive’ don’t have that same intriguing/unfamiliar ring to them. So Schmoe it is. Schmoe to stay.

1. Big Joe’s First Professional Pro Show

2. Hip, Fit And Sexy

3. Burger Banquet Max Out

4. Dolphin Breath

5. Shocking Advice

6. The Gun Smuggler

7. Is Wrestling Cheating?

8. Sand In My Face

9. One For Everyone

Which of these titles if any jump out at you? Usually the titles are a ‘huge’ clue to the likeability of the story. Some people have a knack for knowing which songs they will like the most on a new album they have never heard before simply by looking at the titles in the track listing. What do you reckon? If you could only read one of these, which would it be? What would be your second choice? The Gun Smuggler and Dolphin Breath? How about Shocking Advice and One For Everyone? Are you the kind of person who likes to get things done in order, or do you cherry pick, shortest story first?