Sumerian Wheel

This is probably thee knock-out mainstream ornament to date. It looks great anywhere and catches the light superbly. This is an exception as there would usually be the trademark WOL red & white flag in the very centre of the coils, but it didn't turn out in this one due to human error. Some glazes are stronger than others and the weaker ones, instead of providing the finishing touch, tend to disintegrate within them.

The coils here are green; the rim of the wheel is gold. Gold is thicker than green, so on the coils would hide more of the detail. The Kong Island Range focuses on green and gold primarily, throughout its products; these two colours are head and shoulders above the others when it comes to finished veneer.

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These unique artefacts were smuggled off the Kong Island while the beast was distracted by the staggeringly beautiful Naomi Watts. The Gateway Dreamcatcher, Indian Steeple and Urn Cap were hidden inside Jack Black’s camera case.

It’s believed natives would arrange the artefacts in a triangle and sleep within it, protecting themselves from the dreaded Incubus and/or Succubus. These are supernatural entities, very real, that to this very day appear in your bedroom when you fall asleep, and touch your forehead, giving you bad dreams. They are usually the ghosts of suicide victims who have been fooled into believing that by negatively influencing a certain amount of the living with a view to eventually dragging them over to the dark side alongside themselves, they will one day be able to live again, but what they don’t know, because most of their memory is wiped by death, is that they are more than likely tormenting members of their very own families, and this is the cruel trick. Distinguishable by their long noses and hooded gowns, these powerful nocturnal beings of our world are only pitiful minions in the underworld.

A common uneasy dream a lot of people have had, myself included, no word of a lie, is of three dark figures silently following them. These three mysterious beings, known simply as The Black 3, control all inks/succs. They are not healthy, and a sign that your psyche is infected! They feed on low mood and promote accidents/mishaps. Given the chance, they will see you in the gutter, or worse.

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