Contact my agent, Gus Kidney, for the following mental rights:
(THE FICTION WAREHOUSE)
This
is the collective sum of all my written works, ever since my first ever short
story entitled The Jogger back in the early nineties as a child. All
comprehensive information including synopsises about such works has been lost due
to flooding. I do however have a re-printable form of hard copy novels and chapbooks
in a substantial stockpile at home. I’ve lost count of the amount of actual titles,
that’s why I call it a warehouse. Take it from me, there are enough stories to
go around the campfire. Not quite as many as James Patterson, but enough.
‘Tragic Unity’, ‘Dream Kids’ and ‘Hitman’ are no longer in service. I do however retain the memories and imaginings from said works in my mind and in my heart. ‘Touched’ may have survived in a condensed format. ‘Kixter’ was omitted from ‘Kickers’ because of an electronic mistake.
I started off writing short novels, but these days gravitate towards novella flash anthologies. All my characters and scenarios and places and scenes etc rightfully belong under the copyrighted law of my custodianship. They are a highly desirable commodity and constantly under threat from plagiarism. This is because of the open access to my brainwaves. Somebody tell the doctor that his tablets aren’t working.
(MULTIMEDIA)
My characters work
beautifully across multiple multimedia landscapes, most notably in movies and
sports. They can be ‘overlaid’ onto existing personalities in the public eye
and fulfil a more exciting role. My ‘Angel Train’ is exceptionally popular in
female football. They’re comprised of ten spiritual children I engineered who
are always more than happy to bust the net open. They also enjoy the classic roles
of Terminator, Robocop, or just about any other thriller hit film you can think of.
Their dynamic makes for magical chemistry. One minute they are allies, the next
mortal enemies. Sue, Gale and Elesha lead the new recruits
Music videos are very
popular too for inserting my characters into. It’s joyous to observe them in
locations and situations outside of their original settings. Characters do not
exist solely in fictitious tales, they emanate into many areas of your life. My
Fiction Warehouse is in The Internet Of Things. It crosses over from sport to
film to music and elsewhere. All my plots link up into one Megacosm of a Storyteller’s
Multiverse. It started off as a small untended garden.
