Cam Lee Update

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Detained at Clock View

‘A garden with windows’

Cam.Lee CAMERON.LEIGH

Manic depressive high or low

13.01pm 27 Apr 2026 sidereal time

23.5hrs Since last post

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Notes on Cameron Leigh aka Cam Lee

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Cam Lee was last seen throwing what he describes as ‘energetic throwing stars’ at the top of his street several years ago. He said he obtained them from a glowing hub of fire inside his belly. This is not the first time he has ever extracted metaphysical objects from his own bodily regions. He claims he was passing them onto a friend from a different timeline(plus and or)/dimension to help him out fighting off specialized enemies.

Police were called as Cam was shouting at the top of his voice “Show-Ryu-Ken, Show-Ryu-Ken,” or words to that effect, off a computer game from the nineties. He was bellowing this sound effect, waking neighbours and making dogs bark. He went on for twenty minutes. No eye witnesses saw any shiny throwing stars, but one said he seemed to be possession of branches snapped from a nearby tree which he was littering the street with and kicking up into the air with his white boots.

For weeks there has been concern about Cameron Leigh, as he has been seen out regularly at night alone and unsupervised roaming the close he lives in picking up random objects from the floor and dumping bags filled with empty jerry cans around the backs of sheds.

He also has a chronic ketamine problem. He calls it the ‘Eucalyptus Step.’ Authorities believe Mr Leigh uses a large amount of ketamine to channel his way across ‘the galaxies’ and bring back illegal specimens which he cannot describe. There is no sustainable evidence to determine whether he is making a physical gravity drive adequate for teleportation, or whether he professes to report that it is all in his mind.

There is no proof that Mr Leigh entertains the logistics of ‘building anything’ using YouTube tutorial videos, after a thorough searching of his downloading histories. Excessive pornography consumption was found evidently however although by all accounts every bit of it was hetrosexual and perfectly legalistic on the grounds that it was couple friendly. The only worrying video unearthed was a cat been dumped into a wheelie bin.

The patient was admitted into Clock View on a trial voluntarily basis and is to be treated with bouffee delirante (a puff of madness). He was exhibiting no signs of fear. Subject seems rational and approachable about traumatic experiences.

Signed: Dr Venison