Is Suicide A Crime

# My mate got sectioned for hanging off a motorway bridge, attempting to take his own life, but he didn’t actually jump. Is this technically still an attempt, if you don’t make the jump, or a cry for help? Either way, he got detained and medicated.

# A cousin of mine threw himself frew a top window and got done for criminal damage. FACT

# If I cut my wrists open and lay there bleedin’ out, but got saved in time by the authorities, I can’t see them punishing me bruv. I been thru enough.

# Religiously, one cannot attend Heaven if pronounced unliving this way. It is permanent destruction of the Holy Temple, the second most precious gracious gift from on high, after the gift of consciousness.

# When I woke up after hanging myself from a banister I went straight to the garage for another bottle of vodka.

Response: What did you use, I heard greasy slick ropes are the only way to go.

Answer: A Frozen duvet cover. Disney Frozen, not actually frozen.

# I’m not surprised that this is the next biggest killer after cigarettes and alcohol.

Response 1: Cigarettes and alcohol don’t kill people. People kill people. And no I do not like guns.

Response 2: Cigarettes cause heart attack and alcohol causes strokes.

Answer: They both cause suicide.

Response 3: You don’t throw the towel in after a heart attack or a stroke. Where’s the survivor warrior mentality in that set of behaviours?

# My daughter suffers from bulimia. She overdosed on Ritalin and barely survived. Convinced she was rescued by angels in a long white tunnel. I hardly let her socialize with her mates out of the house now, only on special occasions like birthdays parties e.t.c. she’s firmly on a protective leash lol after nearly losing her. Does anyone know of a way to thank angels for their service? Would that be a cultish thing? Any angel whisperers out there?

            PS: (i love you) We celebrated with a bottle of expensive wine as a family unit when we got her back, it was a Rose called Whispering Angel wouldn’t you like to guess, Rose is also a special symbol to me, to us, to the collective, we went for a white rose flower too, meaning chastity and innocence, except we used additional artistically peeled tangerine skin to indicate zest and funkiness, Rose wine and rose petals yeah with fruit, we also had the bottle inscribed personally with lyrics from Adele’s fav song, “I wish I was more like Me, And less like You…” (she had a stalker) we’re keeping the empty bottle and saving it up with silver coin money to buy another couple of bottles whenever the next special occasion rolls around, hopefully when Adele’s stalker(s) get(s) caught, (he) (she) or (they) are making my daughters life miserlie, they target our house’s socials and postcode and telephone with bizarre late night messages the police are absolutely useless there are pretty much no laws covering the abuse we r getting dragged thru if only I could get my hands on:

Response: Your mingin badass lass ain’t getting no wispers she 2 spotty n zitty 4 dat I knows a place she can go 2 itz the end of my big fat knob to suk the jews out of it for the rest of her dayz ha get stoned with me bee atch.

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# I wuz a headbanger into devil music and ket I lost 3 friendships to this, a permanent solution to a temporary problem, listen to gospel now and praise Jesuz cleen…

# survived self-murder five times, will keep tryin thou

# don’t wanna be here either, bills crap food n taxes

# Can someone help with my self-destruct button, it completely sabotages my whole existence ?????????????

# No.

# Write about the things making you depressed, a list of consequences should you continue down that road and a grats (gratitude) list also to remind yourself of positivity in life. There’s a diverse tapestry of opportunity in life you just have to search sometimes hard for it. Check out recommended self-help books attend a group to share your story grab a me-too block of personal private time to yourself and enjoy fine dishes of lovingly prepared rich tasting food exercise if you are able just a tiny bit is better than nothing even once and down up the field is lapping the couch potato doing jack all.

PS: Walk tall be happy dude keep smiling don't ever let anyone see you down people see you down it lifts them up that's why some wanna see you down more often than you'd prefer to be because it suits their agenda. They have no ability to lift themselves up because it takes talent to pick yourself up off the ground they are always on the ground because of their nature they enjoy been there they don't wanna be up and if they do its only to make you jealous to keep you down there in a jealous state they'll take jealous if nothing else only way for them to bear their own state of being if someone else is down in their own state. 

PSS: I tell everyone who asks me that i am doing swell today in this marvelous weather to me even the rain is liquid sunshine the crops need it to grow we'd all die if it didn't rain listen people man up there are wars going on for our emotions out there they are all we have our smiles and our cries the forces out there are so cruel they opt to steal our cries as well as our smiles so we can't cry about having no smiles.